C.U.N.T.

Coins Under Notes Thanks

When handed your change in a badly staffed supermarket chain, the sour faced till staff drops a receipt, a fiver that looks like it has been up his/her arse and then drops the coins uncaringly on top so as you are stuck with a ball of money and the inability to seperate them as your other hand is pre-occupied with your shopping.
Just say:
"Coins Under Notes Thanks! That way I can keep the metal seperate from the paper just as most wallets allow.You fucking piece of tit shit"
That way you can call them a C.U.N.T. without them knowing! And then punch their fucking teeth out of their sad moon face

by Psykik Vandal January 6, 2008

C.U.N.T.

Anacronym
that stands for:
Cant
Understand
Normal
Thinking

I dont know why you waste your time trying to explain anything to that C.U.N.T. Its a waste of your time, they Cant Understand Normal Thinking.

by Chunkyfupa January 25, 2009

C.U.N.T.

Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge.

A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too.

by robuttt October 5, 2006

C.U.N.T.

All women are cunts. This is true because cunt is a acronym for CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!

That bitch is a cunt

by bob bayley March 9, 2005

C.U.N.T.

Cannot Understand Normal Thinking. Can refer to both male and female. Usually female.

My girlfriend is a C.U.N.T. She has no common sense.

by Hornybiker99 December 1, 2007

C.U.N.T.

Cant
Understand
Normal
Thinking

Typical female.

All females are c.u.n.t.s

by GG January 24, 2004

C.U.N.T.

usually used as "see you next tuesday" which sux ass (1).
S.U.N.T. (although people DO use 'c' as 'see', which is acceptable)

It should be used as "Caring usual nineties type" for the one big benifit of you can use at any given time. (2)
C.U.N.T.

S.U.N.T. (1): You: "Haha! see you next tuesday"
Me: "Where are you going?"
You: "Nowhere, I just called you a CUNT! LMAO!"
Me: "No you just said goodbye to me and didn't walk away... see? groundless!"

C.U.N.T. (2): You: "You're gay!"
Me: "Yeah but you're just a caring usual nineties type."
You: "Huh? I don't get it 'cos I'm an idiot and can't think outside the square."
Me: "I know, I know." VICTORY

by Blahson October 11, 2006