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C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories
I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!
by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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C.A.L.F

Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker
"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")
by Lincey March 18, 2008
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F.L.T.C.

Friend one: Hey Kendall, where are you gonna put that garbage?!?!
Friend two: I’ll put it in one of our many F.L.T.C.’s!
Friend one: A what??
Friend two: A friendly local trash can!!
by user_50067993 June 3, 2019
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F.C.O.L

It's another way of saying C.O.L ( means Crying Out Loud )
F.C.O.L means For Crying Out Loud Its better 2 say then C.O.L
OMG ( Oh My God ) why did you fall down that stair F.C.O.L
by Kristoffer R Nilsen June 23, 2007
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C.I.L.F.

I was on the 5 and I saw those Blue lights from behind and had to toss my stash. it's ok tho' cause the pig was a total C.I.L.F.!
by LiquidRitz February 21, 2008
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