Jack is better than Berne and Ari! 

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.

Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Jack is better than Berne and Ari! by Jack-Awesome December 17, 2011

Liam Thomas Byrnes 

A lovely man who is extremely well groomed and has chiseled muscles. He is usually trying to muffle his swag because if it was fully exposed the chicks wouldn't be able to resist him. He looks fly in every color and can rock a speedo. Every woman dreams of being with this generous lover.

Beth: Oh look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes! He is so swagalicious! Mmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmm!
Andrea: Oh yeah he is a spicy one!

Torra: Oh whoa look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes he is soooooo yummy, look at those triceps. OOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!
McKenzie: Uhm ma gawd he is a swagasaurus rex. RAWR!

Liam Thomas Byrnes by Liam Byrnes August 22, 2011

Taylor Byrnes 

A sexy black woman

Wow look at Taylor Byrnes

Taylor Byrnes by anonymous March 18, 2022

Taylor Byrnes 

A sexy Black woman.

Wow look at Taylor Byrnes

Taylor Byrnes by Taylorbyrnes34 March 18, 2022

The Stinger Byrner

Originally from the West, this popular sexual maneuver has made its was into the mainstream through the popularization of the "Gourmet Burger". For a successful conversion, the man needs to be eating a burger during sexual intercourse and when at approximately half way through the burger, he must climax and throw the remaining half burger into her face. The burger must contain mustard.

Hey guys, you wanna grab some dinner? I only had half a burger earlier after pulling off 'The Stinger Byrner' with Betsy from accounts.

The Stinger Byrner by TheJackal October 27, 2017