bologna bowl

A tasty microwave treat consisting of bologna, eggs and cheese
or a deformed uncircumcised penis.

Did you hear about the guy Jenn was with? I heard he had a bologna bowl.

by #bolognabowl October 17, 2018

Fuck Biology

1)The reason I want to kill myself.
2) The reason I'm going to kill myself.
3) The reason I drink in college.

Me : Hey man, Fuck Biology. I cant even understand my professor.
Professor: hEY maN, fUCk BIolOGy. i CAnT eVEn UndERStaNd mY PrOfESsoR.

by Nathan Hash September 20, 2017

Wild Bologna

A nearly extinct mammal that lives in highly forested areas. The wild bologna are a fierce creature, building from the size of an SUV to a tiger tank. Bolognas take a while to build up speed, but when they do they can run for days on end. They look like the massive leeches on the King Kong movie. The Bolognas can open there mouth, and inside that mouth, there are several other small mouths. Not many of these beautiful creatures are left. The remainder are located in Newfoundland, Canada. There may be more in the world, but they have not yet been located. Over time, the Bolognas evolved into a flying bologna. The flying wild bolognas are a type of bird, except with razor sharp teeth, massive claws, and wing span which reaches 12 to 14 feet. The bolognas do occasionally mate, but due to there large size, when they mate, they would usually perish. The bolognas constantly let out a large glass shattering screech that can be heard from miles and miles away, and can some times deafen other animals, leaving them as easy pray for the Bolognas. The Bolognas also screech to keep in contact and let other Bolognas know that they are out there. Some Bolognas have been known to let out a screech just before death. They also screech as a warning call. The Bolognas can be harmless to humans, unless they are hungry, or unless you get in there path while they are in motion.

Distant Bologna: REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.

by Risown October 6, 2008

Biologophobe

A person who refuses all biological facts in defence of a fantastical ideology. A person who rejects reality.

"So you don't believe in biology? You biologophobe."

by Charlie Cheesecake September 26, 2019

grey bologna

Bologna made from homeless people who die in jail.

I think I caught hepatitis from the grey bologna served in the cafeteria last week.

by Joe Pancake October 27, 2011

Boloma Day

The boloma block east side pirus hood day is on the 10/7 every year because the hood is 10780. East side pirus from Boloma road celebrate on this day buy tagging up their hood, doing fireworks, doing burn outs, jumpin people in to the gang n other shit

Yup it’s finna be Boloma Day tomorrow we goin brazy it’s our hood day on east side piru🔟

by East Side Piru Nigha February 17, 2021

bolor sweat

Extreme sweating thus requiring a towel to absorb or in desperate times a roll of toilet paper.

"I was bolor sweating after playing soccer out in the sun today."

by 1010010000100000100101 August 24, 2011