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Blazing Bagel 

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.
Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!
Blazing Bagel by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010
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The strange, scary yet oddly alluring alter ego of Baz. Commonly found wearing a pink tutu (and enjoying it too) and moaning about things of a political nature that s/he doesn't really understand.
Communism is a fervent passion of Bazina and so is arguing.
Aka Minor King, The Princess, that bloody Labour supporter and The Beater Of Women.
Bazina played the leading role in an extremely disturbing homage to Billy Elliot
Bazina by KillB October 9, 2011
A country inhabited in South America by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. It was discovered by the aliens conveniently around the Age of Exploration, so they cover up the fact they're from outer-space by claiming they're from a European country called "Portugal", which doesn't exist. They're "language" is actually a heavily bastardized form of Spanish. This form of Spanish occurred when the Aliens tried learning the language of the other Europeans there (the Spanish), but they're alien accent was so heavy that they were barely intelligible by the Spanish, and so it was decided that it was a completely different language. As for the country itself, it is a complete hellscape, home to some of the most unspeakably horrid monstrosities known to man. The locals commonly try to kill everyone who dares to enter, meaning escaping this country is a feat that can only be completed by the most brave and courageous of men. There are no laws in Brazil, the country is complete anarchy, and crime runs rampant throughout.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I met this really sexy girl online, she's from Brazil. I'm going there to visit her
Guy 2: Are you insane!? Brazil is hellish anarchy, she's trying to lure you in so you'll die.
Guy 1: Uh... Okey dokey, then.
Brazil by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022
Satan: Welcome to hell, alternatively called Brazil.
Brazil by Yubehal69 December 27, 2022

Kyoon-Baazi

Verb: Kyoon-Baazi (qu-oon baa-zee)

1. The formal consolidation of kyoonies in its worldwide network.
2. An underground organization defined by Kontagious Inc. as delegating an egregious form of kyoon-like attributes.

It's the Kyoon-Baazi Playa!
Kyoon-Baazi by Artt Vandalay November 19, 2007

pink blazing 

Hiking or trekking a trail and adjusting your speed to meetup with a female of romantic or sexual interest, often doing things above and beyond what a normal decent person would do.
“Now he’s carrying her backpack because she said it was heavy
“Yup, she’s totally encouraging his pink blazing too”
pink blazing by mogydee July 9, 2018