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Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021
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buzzard fuck

A whole lot of flapping, but nothing being accomplished...This term is best used to describe a futile situation where apparent efforts are being made with no clear results.
Man, we were out there the whole day trying to fix that gutter but the damn thing is still broken...what a buzzard fuck!
by stumpy mc stumperson February 19, 2009
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cunt buzzard

someone who will fuck anything he sees
I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard
by mr mustafabeast September 23, 2005
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Buzzard Balls

One who is always horny. Testicles that lead their owner to prey.
Hey Buzzard Balls, leave those girls alone and get home to your wife.
by GatorZap September 7, 2010
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panty buzzard

A dude who constantly is picking up there best friends just broke up skanky girfriend.
Man! Can you beleve Chester?! I think that's the sixth one of Daryl's ex waists he's swooped down on. What a fucking panty buzzard!
by harold of the rocks August 8, 2013
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pumpkin buzzard

something to call your daughter if she’s a baker.
by youareapumkimbuzzard December 27, 2021
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Buzzard

buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.

a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.

Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.

Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.

Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.

The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.

The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.
"That buzzard stole my carburetor."

"That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza."

"You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!"

"You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"
by Scott R. Heimberg September 29, 2006
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