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Buttsmackle

Like honeysuckle, a Buttsmackle is when one presses their face against another's buttcheeks and suckles on the insides.
Ron: Dude, we totally Buttsmackled last night, man.

Stan: Hell yes, bro!
by Buttsmackle-King May 27, 2021
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Buttsick

Unusually uncomfortable case of diarrhea (loose bowels)
Dude, I'm so buttsick right now. Must've been the burrito...
by Rocksteadycrew2 February 3, 2012
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buttsicles

typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.
I wanted to leave that concert so bad but now these buttsicles are making me think twice.
by semadar August 4, 2008
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buttsymphony

(n)
1.The harmonic behavior brought on by extreme amounts of mexican foods.
2.The flapping of the anus in an a barrage of melodic overtones.
1. Dude, can you please stop with the buttsymphony?

2. How many concerts can your buttsymphony play in one sitting?
by LORD J April 29, 2005
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Buttism

A buttism is a statement or expression that just barely misses the mark/point of the conversation and may cause awkward looks or responses from an audience afterwards.
"Brad pitt is such a badass"

"i know right? he makes movies, sleeps with Angelina Jolie-"

"and gets her PREGNANT" (awkward looks)

-(the above pregnancy statement is a buttism)
by candyman/joecool February 4, 2010
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Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.
I have a fetish for buttsmut.
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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buttsmell

A game you play in which you stick your finger up your butt a little bit, then you sneak up on a friend & jab that finger up your friend's nose while you shout "Buttsmell! Buttsmell!"

Your buttsmell will wipe from your finger to your friend's nostril, & the smell cannot be gotten rid of. It has to fade away.
lol I buttsmelled you, & you threw-up from the stink. You'll remember my buttsmell forever now.
by stiiiiiinky finger November 14, 2007
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