Butthugger

One that is junior to an accomplished asskisser. They simply cannot get into proximity to kiss the ass so they must be content to hug the butt until the proper opportunity arises.

Batman is a serious asskisser to Commissioner Gordon his sidekick Robin is terribly jealous. Oh well, I guess he just has to pacify himself being a legendary butthugger.

by meezerfuhrer December 16, 2009

Butthumper

a person who uses there butt to hump the grass

phillip butthumped the grass to get the shit of his ass he is a butthumper

by hames666 August 16, 2019

buttstuffer

An offensive term for a homosexual, generally male. Refers to the act of engaging in anal sex, a.k.a. buttstuffing.

Joe - That buttstuffer keeps touching me! What the hell should I do?

Tommy - Break his cock-sucking face, man.

by FagH8er4LyfeG August 21, 2007

Buttbuffer

One who excretes semen onto another's butt in order to use it as polish for a prolonged buffing session. esp. with homosexual intent. Often used as an insult.

Guy #1: "I heard that Bryan and Sammy had anal sex with each other"
Guy #2: "Yeah, Connor got it on tape, they're buttbuffers from way back."
Guy #1: "Totally, they're queerer than a deer egg."

by titbanger007 July 25, 2011

butthumper

Butthumper is a good term to call a homosexual man, who likes to take it in the end, who is being an asshole!

Kyle, you are butthumper, douche bag!

by Maria Peters October 3, 2007

butthumper

Butthumper, someone who is a homosexual faggot, and likes to take it in the end. Also someone who walks with their butt sticking in the air!

Garrick, you are a butthumper.

by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

buttsurfer

A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.

"Hey, bra, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"

by mountainsharkbait May 8, 2009