buttfuck nowhere

somewhere far away from everything

"Dude, don't just leave me in the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003

Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup

Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

by Pnon2 May 27, 2010

buttfuck alabama

a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.

Pillowbiter Bob
23 creampie lane
123456 buttfuck alabama

by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008

Buttfucking

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.

Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.

by Gamer69 August 29, 2012

Buttfuckistan

A mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. It is not unlike Buttfuck Egypt, Buttfuck Idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. It is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. You are always an outsider in Buttfuckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. Sometimes you can find a McDonalds there.

That smell...it's like burning rubber mixed with cow dung...are we in Buttfuckistan?

I got an email telling me I can make $450,000 in two months. All I have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the Royal Emir of Buttfuckistan.

by Benny Dover January 1, 2009

sym'o buttfuck

a male who buttfucks a younger women in a high school bathroom. Usually contracts a STD and or from making out with them he gets Gingivitis.

Jordon:(walks past girl) He you wanna go to the bathroom with me.
Girl: Nah, you are a SYM'O BUTTFUCk i don't want your STDs or Gingivitis.
Ugly Girl: I will jordon!!!
Jordon:FUCK MY LIFE!

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret January 4, 2012

Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011