butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things

It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.

by Light Joker May 29, 2005

Buttering the Cat

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.

"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"

by philhellenike December 22, 2021

butterfinger

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!

Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!

by fungiSD May 15, 2020

ButterFingers Montgomery

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.

Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.

by Steezeman May 4, 2007

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003

Butterfingers McGee

That one player (receiver) in football, more specifically video game football who always drops a pass.

What a mistake going for it on 4th down, especially passing it to Butterfingers McGee, he always drops the pass.

Dammit Butterfingers McGee!! Why the fuck did you drop that pass!

by Dman930 February 18, 2009

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017