Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 05, 2020

penis butter

The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.

Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.

by ugandarox June 19, 2003

Penis Butter

when you have swamp ass and from under cheese and it mixes together.

In gym class I had so much Penis Butter cooking up,it started to smell and drip.

Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!

Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.

by tophieCC September 03, 2009

peanut butter and penis

when you stick your dick inside a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite ;)

girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut butter and penis with me
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!

by mr badass 000 February 21, 2012

penis butter

something used to get gum out of your hair

egor! use some penis butter to get the gum out of your hair!

then give jack a blumkin

by Penis Mctits March 09, 2008

penis butter

these dumb ass fuck knobs that actualy think up this i.q. lowering brain jizz, type of shit.

u r such a penis butter slamwhich biiiaaaattcchh!!

by peenis butter fucker September 03, 2003

Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

by sixtyfps March 06, 2009