When a person has butter for fingers, commonly causing grief as this disability makes initial interaction with fellow humans uncomfortable.. especially when shaking hands.
Fucking hell I just met that disabled fucking idiot out there and we shook hands... the seedy fuck has butter for fingers and now my hands are slippery.. I can't even fucking wash it off because it's so resistant to water, FUCK.
&& now I keep doing clumsy things like dropping my mobile phone every time it rings and people are all like "butter fingers" to me. FUCK. I guess butter fingers really has 'rubbed off' on me. I think I like him. Fucking retard.
&& now I keep doing clumsy things like dropping my mobile phone every time it rings and people are all like "butter fingers" to me. FUCK. I guess butter fingers really has 'rubbed off' on me. I think I like him. Fucking retard.
by Aaron GGGGG September 14, 2007
When a guy is having sex with his girlfriend, and she slides her hand down his ass and her finger accidentally slips into his ass, then he reacts by quickly pulling away and off her finger, in a blasting-off motion.
I was having a great time with Amber even when she gave me the butter finger blast. I actually enjoyed it.
by Science750 July 31, 2022
by rylan brown February 19, 2004
person 1: hey did you fuck my girlfriend last night??
person 2: hell no!
Person 1: stop being a damn butter finger.
Also, see definition nutter butter
person 2: hell no!
Person 1: stop being a damn butter finger.
Also, see definition nutter butter
by jaztheNB1 October 03, 2010
When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)
I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers
by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
A rapper who writes shitty distracts to random people if you ask him Nicely he will diss track your friends for freee
Guy: man fuck Timmy he’s an ass whole other guy: yeah we should call butter finger the wrapper to diss track his ass
by That1guy64 January 06, 2021
A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.
Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"
Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"
Tom: "Oh I understand now."
Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"
Tom: "Oh I understand now."
by Kai V October 05, 2009