butthook

1.
Known as a synonym to butthead, or bum. Short Form known as simply "hook".

The guy who kicked me in the shin was a butthook.

by Mike the Tyke January 6, 2008

buttbonk

Engaging in anal sex.

I was about to stick it her pussy, but she shoved my dick in her ass because she wanted to buttbonk.

by buttbonker July 9, 2010

Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.

"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)

by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

buttboob

A butt cheek with two large round shaped warts at the bottom.

Ey puta why these tetas have a hole in between?

by _insertnamehere_ April 4, 2005

butthook

A specific instance of a doohickey, considered to be the ultimate "useless thing".

I was looking for the can opener in the kitchen, but all I could find were butthooks.

by butthook October 31, 2007

buttbooked

(Resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should've been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

by dmaestas March 9, 2010

buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

by your mom September 3, 2003