butt mud

slang term for s**t

dale winton likes to eat butt mud

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

butt mud warrior

1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man

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by kenny December 10, 2003

Hot butt mud

Warm doodoo in the form of slop; mud like.

I took a burning shit that felt like slop. I had hot butt mud.

by Baby Suri Cruise December 12, 2006

Sichuan Butt Mud

A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.

After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.

by Some Lao Wai May 08, 2006

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 05, 2005

Mud Butt

The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.

by thehairlessgorilla March 19, 2009

Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 24, 2009