butt crumbs

Those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your butt after you wipe yourself if you use either to much paper or have a dry butt crack.

Ryan: "What are these little pieces of paper on the bathroom floor?"

Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."

by imkeisha88 February 5, 2008

butt crumbs

small flakes of skin, pieces of toliet paper, underwear lint that end up on your bed usually after sleeping naked and with another person.

Michael: "C'mon let's make this bed"

Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"

by neaners23 August 6, 2010

Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

by robodent December 4, 2016

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009

Butt Crumb

The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.

'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'

also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'

by qbe July 5, 2012

Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.

Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023