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The lamb ate the butcher!

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.
Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"
by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022
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Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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Slap the Butcher

A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.
Me: We played an amazing game of Slap the Butcher in Mr. G's class today.
by Gregory "Helen" Greggson January 20, 2009
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fancy a butcher's

Comes from cockney rhyming English, the street slang of 18 century London crooks. Fancy a look? look rhymes with (butchers) hook.
I've some stereos. Fancy a butchers, me ol china?
by Hermes January 15, 2005
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Bitched out

1. Being Yelled At
2. A Good Talking to.
3. Screamed at.
I smacked my sister in the face, and was later
"Bitched out" by my mother.
by G2S October 8, 2005
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spread butcher

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield
"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."
by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020
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