barnyard

A woman who has multiple cocks inside of her, often a woman who takes part in a gangbang.

Damn check out that barnyard, she's got 5 cocks in her.

by dudeman11 April 14, 2008

barnyard pimp

A Barnyard Pimp is a rooster. So called because the rooster has a pimp comb, a pimp strut, and a pimp sound.

Plus, the barnyard pimp keeps track of all his ho's, ie the chickens. And, if one of them needs some sweet loving, the barnyard pimp is there.

Yo, its time to get up and get to work, the barnyard pimp is up making noise.

The hens haven't been laying eggs, soon we might have to eat the barnyard pimp.

We need more chickens, we need to borrow yo' barnyard pimp.

by Little Smokey December 25, 2007

Back At the Barnyard

Back at the Barnyard is a Nickelodeon animated show about barnyard animals, mainly cows, that talk. They have a secret life that humans don't know about. Their daily routine is annoy their neighbor, yell random things, and save the world from something (that was usually their fault).

Guy 1: Did you watch Back at the Barnyard last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome!

by mypseudonym123 August 24, 2011

barnyard egg

A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.

Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.

Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!

by Little Smokey December 25, 2007

Barnyard cat

someone with no sense of direction.

hey this guy must be a barnyard cat, we circled this joint ten times now.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

Barnyardistan

A place in folklore. Where absolutely pointless sporting activities and competitions take place with absolutely no media or fan attention/interest.

Ahad: YES! YES! YES!

Anton: Dude, this isn't the Superbowl. We're out in barnyardistan playin' horseshoes! Chill.

by mahatme cote February 14, 2012

barnyard bitch

Any girl that looks like a farm animal. Most commonly resembeling a pig. One under the infulnce of alcohol or drugs may not realize they have encountered a barnyard bitch until they wake up next to her sober.

"Alex went out with a barnyard bitch before he left her for Kristyn."

"The barnyard bitch Mike used to date acted like a total hater when Kasey was there with him."

by kamy gwozman March 20, 2008