Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died

Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...

by jake5443 November 4, 2004

Burger Daddy

A man that buys your burger for you.

This burger is so cheap that I can pay for it without my burger daddy!

by Orange-Fairy13 August 20, 2013

South Carolina Burger Durger

When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.

Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 15, 2020

Burger Diaper

The paper that is wrapped around over half of your burger that makes eating the burger harder, but keeps the lettuce and sauce from falling onto your tray. (almost resembles a real diaper in the sense that you use it it's early stages to collect the released exrcement.) Once your burger is about 3/4 of the way done, it should be out of it's burger diaper(s) and be held so that the uneaten side is facing up so that it may be finished. Some places that give the burger diapers are In n' out, The Habit, etc...

"Man, I really hate having to move the burger diaper down every time I want a big bite. But these burgers are so sloppy, I can't just take it off. That would only end in tears..."

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 August 28, 2009

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

burger dirt

Slang for feces. Often used to describe the shit left on a mans penis after anal sex with a dirty woman.

You dirty bitch,I told you to have a crap before i gave you one up the dirtbox. Now I've got burger dirt all over my dick.

by Iron fist August 14, 2006

Burger driller

someone who eats hamburgers really fast and their life revolves around hamburgers or cheeseburgers

“ryan talks about burgers everyday he is such a burger driller”-Darian

by ivstinx August 12, 2021