Bunk Tabsmen

It’s self explanatory when you break it down…Just ask yourself, what is more bunk than bunk tabs? The answer would be absolutely nothing. Therefore, if you are a bunk tabsmen you are a bottom of the barrel, boring, lame person.

Keep in mind: Bunk is bad and tabs refers to acid.

Mr. Zarrehparvar: "Wanna go kick it at Ginas?"

Mr. Jones: "Yeahhh no, not really. She's a huge Bunk Tabsmen bro."

Mr. Zarrehparvar: "Oh damn nevermind then."

by wobbyj March 3, 2025

bunk-a-tron

1. Something that is wiggity, wiggity whack!
2. Something bogus

person1 "yo man, i told that b to give me some head...she gonna go and say HELL NAH!"
person2 "...yo thats bunk-a-tron son!!! need to drop that hoe for sho'!"

person1 "just dropped 'bout 9 stacks on this her' 50inch emerson tv"
person2 "EMERSON?!?!?! that shit bunk-a-tron.....im ghost"

by el gran chachiny! February 4, 2010

Bunk Bed Theory

the bunk bed theory revolves around twins. This theory revolves around the same age identical opposite sex twins that sleep within a bunk bed. For example, when twins are sleeping in a bunk bed, the male twin sleeps on the bottom one and the female twin at the top. The theory portrays a image of incest. The twin on the bottom bunk late at night whispers for the other twin to come join them in the bottom bunk. The top twin starts asking their way down and they share and bed. After this, use ur imagination and you will understand the bunk bed theory

Hey Allyson, wanna test out the bunk bed theory?

by bunk bed believers June 15, 2022

Bunk up my(/the) steez

Several words tethered together loosely to form a phrase, coined by the very definition writing creature of whom is writing right now, Sorbet/Sobek/whateverthehjonk.

The individual meanings are as follows:

“Bunk up”, similar to fuck up, but slightly lighter

“Steez”, either something to do with personal style, or a vibe you got goin’ from something.

Collectively these words of which coalesce into a phrase form the aforementioned, which in whole means to throw off a vibe/resonating frequency, or to otherwise “cramp on one’s style”.

Jeff: Man, Discord crashing bunked up the steez real good.

talking moose (named Kyle): Jeff what the hell does that even mean are you okay.

(Bunk up my(/the) steez)

by Doctor Sobek June 21, 2022

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

by sukan December 27, 2022

dunk the bunk

taking a dump while masturbating. pooping and masturbating simoltanieously

Chad had to dunk the bunk at school last week.

by steve-jon April 25, 2006

chunk the bunk

the act of puking on yours or someone else's bed

Dude, did you see Andrew chunk the bunk last night?

Yeah, talk about screwing the pooch.

by AnneKRyan July 31, 2009