bumping uglies

doing the nasty, fucking, making love, screwing, having sex.

No, mom. Me and Amy were bumping uglies when you called last night. It was off the hizzoook!

by Luvmaker November 14, 2004

bumping uglies

2 people having sex, usually hardcore

Christina and I were bumping uglies.

by leouhge June 1, 2006

Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

bumping uglies

When Two Women Rub Beef Curtains

I love it when they show porno chicks bumping uglies.

by Mark In The Dark Kelly September 7, 2003

BUMPING UGLIES

TWO UGLY PEOPLE HAVING SEX

DWIGHTE SCHRUTE AND MIMI FROM DREW CAREY WERE BUMPING UGLIES LAST NIGHT, IT WAS NASTY!

by JAVISE84 April 4, 2009

Bumping Uglies

Fornicating in the doggy style position wherein the booty has a rather large amount of pimples.

I flipped her over and realized I was going to be bumping uglies

by Dictionary Management February 20, 2010

bumping uglies

the act of two ugly people having sex

Lisa; " Did you hear about Juliana and Eric?"

Kelly; "Yeah I heard they've been bumping uglies for a while now!"

by Kelbelle118 May 2, 2008