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billionaire 

Origin: Part of Bill Gates' first name, because he's got billions of bucks.
Damn. I wish I was a billionaire.

bajillionaire 

Some with an insanely large sum of money.
<i>"Didja here about Tedward? He just won the megabowl. He's like totally a bajillionaire now!"
bajillionaire by Teh Ravage February 13, 2006

Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.

Buttery Billionaire

When a wealthy man covers himself with Butter and screams "Im a buttery billionaire"
"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"

billionaire 

Greedy hoarder of capital gained by taking advantage of the productive working class.
Billionaires should have assets taxed heavily in order to reduce income inequality and discourage exploitative labor practices. Tax everything over $100m at 100% and send a "you won capitalism" plaque.
billionaire by ETRToday July 15, 2021

bagillionaire 

When the value of a person's wealth get so large it makes no difference. Sometimes characterized as having as much as, or more, money than God.
Rupert Murdoch's recent sale of MySpace for over 500 million dollars only added even more money to this bagillionaire's ridiculous wealth.
bagillionaire by hood4u August 17, 2007