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Daniel Mark Bumgarner

The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!

A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"

"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009
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burgerize

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.
"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"
by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007
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buggering about

to waste time doing something pointless, like "faffing about" on a Toyota Celica GT4 st205.

(also "to bugger about" )

- in this use, bugger has no connection to sodomy.
Where's Nathan?
Buggering about, polishing his motor again!
Tsk! What a faffer...
by pob1 August 24, 2006
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bumgarner

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
by greatjorge October 29, 2014
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Bungering

An act of having anal sex while eating a cheeseburger and screaming the national anthem.
"my girl and I tried out the Bungering"
"What is wrong with you?"
by KORGI KUEEN March 15, 2021
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Bumgardner

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.
Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.
by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009
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buggering iron

a gay mans penis which has been used for the purpose of buggering
jamie was using his buggering iron on alex
by HRH sara August 26, 2005
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