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myspace bulletin whore

Usually a female who is on myspace any free minute they get and repost every bulletin to cross their page. It is usually the most annoying friend on your list.
My last 20 bulletins are from the same person, what a myspace bulletin whore.
by KashMoneySTL August 10, 2006
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Bulletin Whore

A person (usually female), who is on your myspace.com friends list, who posts an unholy amount of bulletins, until every bulletin you see is from that person. These bulletins are usually incredibly pointless, and consist of at least one of these things:

-Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama".
-Begging for picture comments.
-"Talk.. <3"
-Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit.
-Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc.
-Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song).
-Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function.
-A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about.
-Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc.
-The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".
Here's some great (real) examples of bulletin whores:

Subject: at (censored)'s
Body: fdsfjsodiufsjfos leaving sooooooooooooooooooon :}

Subject: COMMENT MY NEW PIX
Body: xomment my new pix

Subject: hehehehe
Body: yooooo like the stupid ccd took my phone away like wtf shes not my mom but itsk i forgive her hahahahahakkkk almost homeeeee talk onlineee or txtttt yeeeeeyyyy

Subject: helllllllllo
Body: talk to me <3

Subject: so waht do u do..
Body: when u kno what is bad for u
is what u want..
by I Will Kill You December 15, 2008
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A kid who likes to fly off a bench by getting pushed of the bench and completely misses the ball causing him to get the nickname flying ballerina kicker.
Person 1 OMG did you see that! That kid missed the ball.
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myspace bulletin

a group of words posted for all of your myspace friends to see that typically consists of a curse of bad luck, survey, mass murderer,pleas for comments, insane obnoxious list of things wanted in a relationship usually includes some sappy love story , announcement of new pictures, etc.
oh em gee i better replace this myspace bulletin or else an evil clown will come and get me

lyke OmG that myspace bulletin was lyke sooo0oo cute* i want a relation ship like that LOL LOL
by m.mcall September 5, 2008
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bulletin whore

Someone that leaves pointless, nonsense bulletins nonstop on myspace, or any other place like that. The most common type of bulletin whore is the person that actualy repost the things that say you will die if you dont repost it.
Person 1- Dang. Nancy posted another pointless bulletin!!
Person 2- Yeah, she's the biggest bulletin whore i've ever seen!
Person 1- Thats for sure.
by GARTH!! August 13, 2007
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Bulletin Whore

The person on MySpace who posts five bulletins, one right after another, usually surveys, and takes up all your bulletin space on your homepage.
Tina: "There goes Jackie again, posting five bulletins."

Lauren: "Again? She's such a bulletin whore."
by Cheela June 25, 2006
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