bugle

Introduced to the English language as "beaugal", in 1634. Sir Frederick von Stuperheimer, a half German, half British Buddhist, had it officially altered to "bugle" because Parliament took pity on the man since he was legally retarded and presented his "case" to them; it was a soggy notebook filled with moldy cheese and worms.

If it wasn't, perhaps, for Sir Frederick, we'd still be saying beaugal to this very day. Pay homage to this master of the illiterary arts at his grave in the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

The bugle is a instrument, I think.

by Mental Dissection Association of America May 19, 2004

bugle

to jack off, to cum oneself

When i saw her, i basically bugled in my pants

by PPK0403 December 31, 2006

bugle

any low-quality object

you car's a bugle, yo.

Damn, your sister's a bugle.

by Percy Reno November 19, 2004

bugle

when someone really really grinds your gears.

‘oh shove off you bugle!!!!’

by scraz and jaz April 15, 2021

Bugle

Bugle is a type of crisp that is found in the UK and is shaped to a cone. This word can often be used as an insult towards people with triangular shaped heads.

“James Woods is built like a Bugle”

by Daddydaniel69 September 14, 2021

bugle fart

When one expels gas with such force that a musical tone much like that of a bugle blast results.

Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.

by thejimparker November 18, 2016

Bugle Master

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine

“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.”
-Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

by Jahamez January 12, 2021