A man, a friend, and a loyal comrad who will always be by your side no matter the situation. He is always there when needed, and fulfills his duty to the best of his ability, even if that isn’t that good.

You know Alex down the street?

Oh yeah! Ubi Bubi always reports for his duties, not the best at those duties tho unfortunately. He has his bright spots though!

Ubi Bubi by benjious July 26, 2024

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Wednesday Bubism

Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.

Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*

Wednesday Bubism by Yourpseudonymwillnotappear April 11, 2019

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