by Jenny September 2, 2003
Get the bakemono mug.derived from the Asian/Chinese name "Bokey", changed to Bokemon to relate to the highly popular game, "Pokemon".
Typically, a sporadic person for being hyper, friendly, moody, and funny..or all at the same time.
a true Asian name (referring to "Bokey"), as it (sorta) rhymes with "Pocky" which is a famous Asian snack that every typical Asian eats.
Typically, a sporadic person for being hyper, friendly, moody, and funny..or all at the same time.
a true Asian name (referring to "Bokey"), as it (sorta) rhymes with "Pocky" which is a famous Asian snack that every typical Asian eats.
"OMG that girl is such a Bokemon!"
"Who's Bokey? Oh she's that weird Asian girl."
"Say Bokey Pocky ten times fast"
"Who's Bokey? Oh she's that weird Asian girl."
"Say Bokey Pocky ten times fast"
by crackerjaxx March 20, 2013
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A fire-crotch homo who dies his hair black and wears holister everyday of his life with his femine claire's earrings in his right ear with the Victorias Secret man thong. A man who drives extremely fast cars like KIAs.
by MtDRSS December 12, 2006
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Bike theif friend: "I can't leave my bike outside the store. will you watch it for me while I go inside?"
Other Friend: "Why can't you leave the bike outside the store?"
Bike theif friend: "I've stolen too many bikes, I got bad bikema"
Other Friend: "Why can't you leave the bike outside the store?"
Bike theif friend: "I've stolen too many bikes, I got bad bikema"
by Penelope Von Highlife March 23, 2023
Get the bikema mug.The bike man is the guy in your hood who drives around in an 80's full size pick-up truck or rapist pannel van and picks up abandoned and broke bikes from the garbage, he then fixes them and sells them. Dispite being the "bike man" he(or she, although rarely she) is often too portly/out of shape to ride and dosen't come of as a cyclist. Great source for vintage road bike frames to convert to a "fixie".
Q: Hey John, where did you get that sweet Peugeot fixie?
A: I bought the frame off Dave the bikeman, and built the rest myself.
A: I bought the frame off Dave the bikeman, and built the rest myself.
by flatblackrob October 11, 2007
Get the bikeman mug.A medical condition affecting short, thick, squat, red-headed girls in college. One sad man that encountered one, referred to her appearance as "freckles in every areas," in reference to the abundant distribution of freckles on her whole body, even the breasts and buttocks regions. These typically are soccer players, or used to play soccer or softball (which contributes to their physical shape), or like to date soccer players. This condition is similar to the Napoleon complex that affects shorter men. They tend to be overly confident in their appearance and desirability to the opposite sex. They like to refer to everybody as "hun" or some other cute term that makes them feel superior to others while also sounding like they sincerely like them.
If one is to have relations of any kind with a woman of this sort, they should be prepared for everybody to know about how "she thought you were cute, but just not her type," even though the opposite is quite true.
Also, should you be exposed to a woman suffering from Bukemia, you should immediately either remove her head from her body, cut your penis off, or preferentially, both.
There are support groups for men who have been severly traumatized by Bukemia. The first documented case of Bukemia occurred in Decatur, IL. His name is believed to have been Steve. Rest in peace, Steve; she can't hurt you anymore.
If one is to have relations of any kind with a woman of this sort, they should be prepared for everybody to know about how "she thought you were cute, but just not her type," even though the opposite is quite true.
Also, should you be exposed to a woman suffering from Bukemia, you should immediately either remove her head from her body, cut your penis off, or preferentially, both.
There are support groups for men who have been severly traumatized by Bukemia. The first documented case of Bukemia occurred in Decatur, IL. His name is believed to have been Steve. Rest in peace, Steve; she can't hurt you anymore.
"Hey, what happened to Steve? He looks like he hasn't eaten or slept in weeks."
"It's not good..."
"What do you mean? Does he have AIDS or or cancer something bad?"
"It's worse than that..."
"No, don't tell me. Can he really have it? You mean he has Bukemia?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry to say. He got it from Carrie. It's a bad case, too. I hear he's too weak to cut off her head, so it looks like he's going to have to, you know..."
"Poor Steve. I can't believe it's coming to this. He's really going to have to cut his junk off? We should have a bake sale or some kind of fund raiser to help him. We need to get the word out that Bukemia is becoming an epidemic, and that it can happen to anybody."
"It's not good..."
"What do you mean? Does he have AIDS or or cancer something bad?"
"It's worse than that..."
"No, don't tell me. Can he really have it? You mean he has Bukemia?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry to say. He got it from Carrie. It's a bad case, too. I hear he's too weak to cut off her head, so it looks like he's going to have to, you know..."
"Poor Steve. I can't believe it's coming to this. He's really going to have to cut his junk off? We should have a bake sale or some kind of fund raiser to help him. We need to get the word out that Bukemia is becoming an epidemic, and that it can happen to anybody."
by HarvardHamsterLover March 10, 2010
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