Bukemia 

A medical condition affecting short, thick, squat, red-headed girls in college. One sad man that encountered one, referred to her appearance as "freckles in every areas," in reference to the abundant distribution of freckles on her whole body, even the breasts and buttocks regions. These typically are soccer players, or used to play soccer or softball (which contributes to their physical shape), or like to date soccer players. This condition is similar to the Napoleon complex that affects shorter men. They tend to be overly confident in their appearance and desirability to the opposite sex. They like to refer to everybody as "hun" or some other cute term that makes them feel superior to others while also sounding like they sincerely like them.

If one is to have relations of any kind with a woman of this sort, they should be prepared for everybody to know about how "she thought you were cute, but just not her type," even though the opposite is quite true.

Also, should you be exposed to a woman suffering from Bukemia, you should immediately either remove her head from her body, cut your penis off, or preferentially, both.

There are support groups for men who have been severly traumatized by Bukemia. The first documented case of Bukemia occurred in Decatur, IL. His name is believed to have been Steve. Rest in peace, Steve; she can't hurt you anymore.

"Hey, what happened to Steve? He looks like he hasn't eaten or slept in weeks."

"It's not good..."

"What do you mean? Does he have AIDS or or cancer something bad?"

"It's worse than that..."

"No, don't tell me. Can he really have it? You mean he has Bukemia?"

"Yeah, I'm sorry to say. He got it from Carrie. It's a bad case, too. I hear he's too weak to cut off her head, so it looks like he's going to have to, you know..."

"Poor Steve. I can't believe it's coming to this. He's really going to have to cut his junk off? We should have a bake sale or some kind of fund raiser to help him. We need to get the word out that Bukemia is becoming an epidemic, and that it can happen to anybody."

Bukemia by HarvardHamsterLover March 10, 2010

academic bulemia 

The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance.

This term is frequently applied to describe a common practice of young medical students.

I can't remember anything that I learned last night. It's like I grabbed the answer sheet, puked out all the answers and forgot everything immediately. I'd say that's academic bulemia.

academic bulemia by Thomas Suszynski February 22, 2008

shopping bulemia

The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.

Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.

shopping bulemia by W. T. January 9, 2010

bulemia 

"Bulemia" and "bulemic" are expressions used by people who obviously have no idea how the spell those terms instead of bulimia and bulimic. Lucky them, since in most cases that means those people do not suffer from an eating disorder themselves.

What do you call this again, when girls eat and then have finger for dessert - bulemia?

I really want to lose weight and become bulemic - can you tell me how to throw up?

bulemia by k007 February 12, 2009

bulemiate 

1. to throw up (v)
2. a person who pukes a lot (n)

1. that sausage at lunch made me wanna bulemiate
2. Quit, puking, you bulemiate!

bulemiate by tomskerrit April 23, 2003