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Brunette

People who are jealous of blondes hair, so they make fucking retarded jokes about them. Actually, some blondes are not stupid. Ever thought of that? Blondes can sometimes be bitches, and so can brunettes, but i think its a pile of fucking bull shit that in every movie i see, the blonde girl is always either the popular bitch, or the goody goody. SO stereotipyical.
Brunette: "HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?"

Other Brunette: "HOW?"

Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"

Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"

Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."
by whocaresanyways? January 5, 2010
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Brunette

1. Person with a hair color that is a darker shade of BLOND.

2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.

3. The most common hair color.
That girl is a brunette and thinks blonds are dumb just because she thinks she's ugly.

That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette
by The Opinionator March 6, 2010
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Brunette

A female with brown hair. Typically try to kid themselves into thinking that they're better than blondes.
"All men agree that brunettes should either get some hair dye or kill themselves and rid the world of their presence."
by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005
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brunette

A girl or woman with brownish or dark hair. (Men and boys with brown hair are simply just called "brown-haired.") They are the females whose hair is darker than that of blondes or redheads. Unlike blondes and redheads, brunettes can be see throughout all groups of humans, from Europeans to Africans.

While it common for people to dye their hair blond, it is also common for a blonde to dye her brownish whenever she's in the mood. Perhaps it is to get rid of the "blonde stigma" of unintelligence, ditziness, and sexual promiscuity.

*Note however that there is no evidence that supports the existence of a correlation between hair color and intelligence.
An example of a brunette is Hillary Swank. Thoughout the film Millon Dollar Baby, her long brown hair is tied in a ponytail.
by Gopi D. March 11, 2005
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brunette

A brunette is someone with brown hair. Usually a girl. Being brunette does NOT make you ugly, annoying, dumb, jealous or whatever anyone makes up. Judging by most of these deffinitions, the blondes are insecure, attacking brunettes like that. But who really cares? Everyone who thinks one hair color is better is an idiot. Blondes started it, angry at the fact they are called dumb and hot(that one is not an insult people)they began calling brunettes ugly, dull, annoying, and totally horrible. Blondes began to make the outrageous claim in which they say "blondes have more fun" to which brunettes simply replied with "brunettes have more fun" sadly many people still think that blondes are hotter or better and brunettes basically get screwed in life. The truth is hair color dictates nothing about who you are or how you look. Blondes are NOT dumb or annoying or slutty or whatever. Brunettes are NOT annoying or jealous or dull or ugly. Basically, don't judge people by hair color.
person1: Hey, she has brown hair
person2: Yes, she's a brunette.
person1: Does they mean she is any less than a blonde?
person2: No.
person1: Does that mean blondes are less than her?
person2: No.
person1: So it just means she has brown hair?
person2: Yup.
person1: Oh.
by i speak truth August 25, 2006
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brunette

Brunette's are known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. It's also been said that brunettes are more approachable since the color brown is prevalent across all cultures. Brunettes are more seductive and exotic than blondes, and they stand out. They're unique and individualistic, whereas with blondes, I've heard people say "all blondes look the same" or "barbie doll." Although it is just a hair color, brunettes in general are more beautiful and striking.
The most beautiful women in the world are brunettes - catherine zeta jones, angelina jolie, vanessa marcil, and aishwarya rai (former miss world)to name a few.
by ps October 19, 2004
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brunette

A female with dark hair, close to black but a bit lighter 1 or 2 shades (mostly). Being brunette doesn't mean that you are boring, dull, and uninteresting (though its common) because God create all hair colors are beautiful according to His image. Brunette hair can be as beautiful as blonde hair, red hair, and black hair I mean just look at Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Azhwara Rai, Angelina Jolie, Monica Belluci, and Kristen Stewart all have brunette hair and they all look drop-dead gorgeous, but it's at the inside which more important than hair color as long as you have great personality and confidence then you can pull-off your brunette hair beautifully. Blonde hair is nice too, but some of them are not that nice because of most the shades are too pale and washed out according to my taste (like Paris Hilton), blonde also looks a bit terrible with tanned skin especially if it's platinum blonde. So, to all the brunettes who reading this please don't be insecure about yourselves, it's not boring at all, it's nice.
Brunette hair are nice too, not dull and boring

Just as lovely as blonde hair, red hair, and black hair

Overall all hair colors are beautiful
by Asian cookie September 1, 2011
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