brillant

Being incompetent, having a grossly inflated sense of one's competence, and possibly being lazy too, with the result being a very bad (or non-working) design or implementation. Often used in conjunction with the name "Paula". Originates from a post on The Daily WTF (an online forum discussing examples of bad programming practices) where a lazy programmer named Paula had coded exactly five lines of Java for a major project in several months and had managed to bullshit her way through weekly meetings regarding her progress. One of the lines was:

private String paula = "Brillant";

whose sheer elementariness, inappropriateness in production code, narcissism and self-inflation, with a weird spelling for "Brillant" on top of everything else, was deemed memorable.

"Have a separate table for each customer instead of a field in a single table? That's brillant!"

by AnonGoat June 11, 2006

brilliant

A term the British use to describe everything.

I's brilliant in't it? Right, yah, bloody brilliant. Wha' is? Oh, yah, right, brilliant. Bloody brillant.

by Lord Russell August 12, 2004

Fucking Brilliant

!. An expression, particularly popular with the British and the Irish, that means something is really cool, really awesome, top notch, way above expectations.

2. A sarcastic expression of how good something (an idea, etc) is/was.

1. "This is really really fucking brilliant" - Bono (2003, Golden Globes)

2. "Luke, blasting the controls that extend the bridge was fucking brilliant" - Leia (what she would have said if "Star Wars" was not rated PG)

by Sans0uAvecV0us January 21, 2009

Brallon

The ship of Brendon Urie from Panic! at the disco and Dallon Weekes former bassist from p!atd now the lead singer of I Don't Know How But They Found Me. This is the forbidden ship but the sinners know this ship is a healthier ship and that Ryden was just sad, please Ryan come back ;-;

sinner 1: RYDEN IS REAL AND THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS IT
sinner 2: Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us
sinner 1: Thats my chemical romance

sinner 2: what i meant was honey, that ship sank, DEEP LIKE... DEEEEEEEEEEP
sinner 1: *sobbing* now what ship will i fantasize about
sinner 2: Brallon is the new ship
sinner 1: will Dallon ever leave Brendon
sinner 2: OOPS \__(.-.)__/

by My Chemical Mouthbreather June 13, 2018

Brallon

Brallon is the pairing of, former Panic! At The Disco member, Dallon Weekesand the current lead singer, Brendon Urie. Said ship is in frequent combat with its rival ship Ryden. Although most people would either die for Brallon or Ryden, there are some select individuals including myself that ship both. It is also a common subject in many Panic! At The Disco fanfictions, especially on Wattpad, a dark place of fan fic horrors.

"Did you read that Brallon fic I sent you?"
"No, I prefer Ryden."

by jacketslutsneverdie February 17, 2019

Fishmonger Brilliant

The third and highest level of brilliance. There's Ordinary Brilliant, Absolute Brilliant and then there's Fishmonger Brilliant.

Stretto's elbow-dance is Fishmonger Brilliant.

by Webby's sweaty, rasping cleft September 12, 2006

strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.

What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019