bruiser

Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.

Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM

by TheMan April 21, 2005

bruiser

dog that does not know how mean and destructive he can be

hey bruiser ,stp that

by bruice April 8, 2017

bruiser

Someone who does an incredibly good job on something.

Did you meet the new guitarist for our band? He is a real bruiser!

by Peter Ubik April 10, 2008

Bruiser

A man called Bruce that is built different and can mess anyone up that steps in there way. If you mess with a bruiser believe me you will be in for a world of hurt. Bruiser may be tough but he has a soft side when it domes to the ladies he will have your heart pumping making u dizzy with some of the things you can do. You will always need a bruiser in your like he will make you feel so special

Bruiser is an alpha male

by Bruce130404 November 22, 2021

Bruiser

Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.

Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!

Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.

by VanHalenBro July 4, 2023

Bruiser Hurst

A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.

That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008