Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is without a doubt THEE hardest man alive.
He once killed 100 gangsters with a shoe lace and can piss out fire

Can also mean kick the crap outta' somebody

I'm gonner Bruce Willis your ass!

by Bruce Harris August 14, 2009

Bruce Willis

v. to shave balding hair on your head with the hope that it will make you look cool again.

e.g. from TMZ on Prince Edward's thinning hair: "He ought to Bruce Willis that."

by tuxwrench May 25, 2009

Bruce Willis

n. someone who is obsessed with killing and has a propensity to keep living / or die hard

something of the nature of Bruce Willis in any Die Hard - please ignore The Sixth Sense

by Shanina August 4, 2005

Bruce Willis

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.

Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.

by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015

Bruce Willis

When you rip of a yellow guy's dick off then punch the shit out of him.

when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.

damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.

"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."

by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is an american actor

Wow that movie was great'
yeah it had Bruce Willis in the lead role

by Olfie October 9, 2019