Bruce Willis

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.

Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.

by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015

Bruce Willis

When you rip of a yellow guy's dick off then punch the shit out of him.

when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.

damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.

"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."

by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006

bruce willis

Bruce willis can single handidly take out 21 russian mercinaire,s with no shoes on!

graham: oi steve put some shoes on and change your burgandy trousers.

Everyone: laughs.

steve: carfull ill pull of a bruce willis.

by rodam July 11, 2006

bruce willis

The coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness.

Also used for threatning.

Imma pull a Bruce Willis on yo' fat ass!!!!

by Aaron Olson January 6, 2009

bruce willis

A great actor who is very successful at playing a wide variety of characters. Best known for his roles in Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Armageddon.

"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"

by SAOG January 15, 2005

A Bruce Willis

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

by GoUp July 17, 2016

The Bruce Willis

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com

"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina

by see-rod June 12, 2012