Cotton Bouquet

A scented tampon in use. The mingled odor of a scented tampon and a decaying fish.

If you chicks only knew how bad that cotton bouquet smells, you'd stop advertising the fact that you are on the rag.

by ExitRamp September 25, 2003

spiritual bouquet

Rhode Island-ese for a Catholic memorial booklet given on the occasion of someone's death to the family for the purpose of offering, or saying a mass for, the deceased person.

I went to the church rectory to purchase a spiritual bouquet because my grandmother died.

by RICatholic January 4, 2010

bouquet garni

It's the stools and fecal remains left in the bowl when someone forgets or chooses not to flush the toilet. It's even better when the stools stand up on end resembling a nice flower bouquet welcoming the next bathroom patron to have a seat.

John smirked at himself as he left his girlfriends house thinking about sweet rotten stank from the bouquet garni floating in her parents master bathroom.

by Go green don't flush! May 25, 2009

broquet

a bunch of some manly objects given by one man to another as a demonstration of affection, such as a six-pack of beer, or a fistful of pepperoni stix.

He gave his buddy a broquet of Bud for helping with the move when his girlfriend curbed him.

by mcgyver007 April 9, 2014

tooth bouquet

Having (few) teeth sprouting from your mouth like a bouquet of flowers, especially gapped, crooked and decayed.

1) Did you see the tooth bouquet on that derelict?

2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?

by Left Coast November 27, 2007

Feathered Bouquet

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Mexican Bouquet

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.

For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008