The most ultimate, rizziest
sigma known to mankind.
He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman
bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden
brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of
guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.
Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one
The wise and omnipresent oracle
The prophecy-giver