bronut

Bronut is derived from the greek word "Bro". Only those with the most superior knowledge of modern day English can comprehend the complexities of using this word. Some say, it is slang but it is quite posh.
Would you like to go for some tea and crumpets while we read the newspaper my dear bronut?
by George of Collingsworth January 24, 2012
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Glazed Bronut

After you ejaculate in and on a dude's butthole, you sprinkle cocaine in it and you snort it clean.

See also variations: Powdered Bronut and Browneye The Snowman
Last Friday night, a bunch of guys met up on some green shag carpeting and had a circle jerk all over Mike's asshole. Toby added the coke and I enjoyed the best glazed bronut of my life!!!
by Gary Cuminsidemeopolus August 10, 2011
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dunkin bronuts

Terrell went over to Paul's chic's house to serve her a mouthfull of dunkin bronuts.
by z28 owner2 March 07, 2008
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dunkin' bronuts

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.

Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
by Ae5Ea8 October 21, 2016
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Powdered Bronut

When you spread open a dude's butthole, sprinkle it with cocaine, and you snort it clean.

See also variations: Glazed Bronut and Browneye The Snowman
I gots me some hot china white and I enjoyed a terrific powdered bronut out of gary's ass.
by Taint Butter August 10, 2011
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Drunkin' Bronuts

When heterosexual friends have sex or fool around simply to reach climax, not due to sexual attraction, while they are under the influence.

Bonus points for saying "Bro" at moment of climax
Yeah.. So after the party Friday me and the homie hooked up when we got home. It wasn't gay or anything we both were fucked up and needed to get off so we had some Drunkin' Bronuts
by ODINZ B3ARD September 13, 2022
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Drunkin' Bronuts

When heterosexual friends have sex or fool around simply to reach climax, not due to sexual attraction, while they are under the influence.

Bonus points for saying "Bro" at moment of climax
Yeah.. So after the party Friday me and the homie hooked up when we got home. It wasn't gay or anything we both were fucked up and needed to get off so we had some Drunkin' Bronuts
by ODINZ B3ARD September 13, 2022
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