Bromoon

A fantastic get-away with a dear friend; like a time-space continium between two Bro's where the Universe unfolds a myriad of awesomeness during their moments spent together celebrating ultimate friendship!

Dude....Wow! This is so freakin amazing! Could this vacay and day get any better!?!?! Thanks for sharing this Bromoon with me, man!!!

by JdotFlorida July 20, 2016

sloppy brompton

the act of covering the penis with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat

Let's wait to eat until after sex. I wanted to make a sloppy brompton.

by gurgleberg July 15, 2011

Bromosome

Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.

Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.

Mark: Is there any cure?

Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.

by Glowackattack August 19, 2009

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

bromato

a tomato that you have become amazing friends with and begin to have a bromance with.

that kid has been playing catch with his bromato all day.

by calebm52 June 7, 2011

bromatose

A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover

"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."

by MiZa June 10, 2013

Bromotional

When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.

Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)

by Timduckling September 24, 2007