Bromoon

A fantastic get-away with a dear friend; like a time-space continium between two Bro's where the Universe unfolds a myriad of awesomeness during their moments spent together celebrating ultimate friendship!

Dude....Wow! This is so freakin amazing! Could this vacay and day get any better!?!?! Thanks for sharing this Bromoon with me, man!!!

by JdotFlorida July 20, 2016

Bromon

The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.

Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.

by JBell237 July 23, 2015

Bromones

hormones in the body that cause arousal due to man on man lovin.

this bromance is stimulating my bromones

by shutyurdirtymouthout July 1, 2011

Bromongous

A humongous Brodude that does wayyyyyyyy too much steroids and Brocaine, is a brofucker that no body likes. He himself is a brofestation because he is way too fucking big ...bro.

Ex1. Wow, he is so bromongous he must have about 5 other brodudes engulfed in his body. He probably has the strength of 10 brodudes.

Ex2. Let's go use the bench. Oh, too bad that bromongous dude is using all the weights to bench press more than the bar can hold up, what a douche.

Ex3. That Bro was so bromongous that affliction doesn't make a shirt big enough for such a bromongloid.

by bros in black March 11, 2009

Bromonium

Often confused with the organic chemistry compound of the same name, a bromonium a person who is consistently a bro, short for brother. They're with you to the end, and aren't fake or dishonest with you. The second part of the word comes from harmonium, which is a pump organ that makes a very long, continuous sound using very little effort. A true bro is a bromonium, because they don't pretend to be a bro temporarily or only in certain situations.

Anthony is a true bromonium. He's with you to the end. But Robert? Not so much...

by Spidercrawler September 18, 2018

bromoan

when bro-ro gets angry with the kids in his class and screams so loud that he loses his voice and the veins come out of his neck. the vibrations from these bromoans can be heard for miles and have been known to register on the rickter scale causing 2.3 level earthquakes. this type of bromaon can be considered to be pretty fricken hilarious.

aww man you shouldave seen it he let out the worst bromoan yet. he screamed " how many times!!!!"

by jose olerude February 17, 2009

Bromponie

Bromponie is the afrikaans word for motorbike. The thing with the two wheel and the seat is on the engen and when you drive it your balls vibrate and you get an erection.(that is why men love bikes)

Hey look there is Nina die bosmyt and Henry on there 50CC Bromponie.

by ma se tjops October 18, 2008