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Bromosexual 

A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."
Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
Bromosexual by I'mAWumbologist September 20, 2011
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Bromosexual 

A Bromosexual, is a person who performs a sexual favor for his "bro", yet insists it isn't homosexual. This act is known as an act of bromosexuality. Bromosexuality is normally performed within groups of bros or a "crew" from one "homie" or "bro" to another. Often times bromosexuality is a result of little sexual activity with a woman or women, boredom and curiosity, or perhaps closet homosexuality.
J-Cool: "Brah, i could really go for a BJ right about now, man. I haven't even seen pussy in months..."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."
Bromosexual by WolfxRayne August 2, 2009

Bromosexual 

Meaning two really good friends who do just about everything together such as stay at each others houses 3-4 days at a time , inseparable cant find one without the other
(jimmy) why are corey and jake always together?
(you) dude , because they're Bromosexuals
(jimmy) oh alright,
Bromosexual by Slickjoewilly April 14, 2011

Bromosexual 

A slang word for bro. It is a word used by Red in Pineapple Express to say to Sol as if saying your my bro. Hence Bromosexual. It is not in anyway gay. And can be substituted for dude, brah, bro, and man.
Hey whats up my Bromosexual?


Yah man my bromosexual totally hit up that casino.
Bromosexual by bromosexual January 22, 2009

Bromosexual 

A dude who is totally straight but if his homie ask him for a good night bj bruh it’s is homie and gives him a bj. A bromosexual is super straight but when a homie need something a homie get something.
Dude my homie is a total bromosexual but it’s chill he ain’t gay he just lookin out for his homie
Bromosexual by UrbanDiclord June 11, 2018

Bromosexual 

Having love towards your bros, whether it's a male or female. Instead of favoring the same sex or opposite sex, you favor the "bro" sex. It basically means you're awesome and you're probably into Dubstep.
You're telling me you aren't into guys and you aren't into girls specifically, you just love Dubstep? You must be a bromosexual, bro!
Bromosexual by Feralix December 27, 2011

bromosexual 

The sexual preference that includes males, females, postboxs, atms, lakes, power sockets, bicycles, and street posts.
"Brohan is so bromosexual"
bromosexual by P10 February 13, 2005