Brokedick

NOT what you yell when someone horsecock's you.

Dagwood is a brokedick.

by chickenhat February 11, 2010

Brokedick

Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.

This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?

by Steelman7 July 11, 2010

Brokedick Ghetto

You grew up conservative white region but you act and talk like you're a gang member in a big city, including bad tattoos, only having muscles because you're scrawny, bumpin in your momma minivan to Nelly because he's hard. Uses phrases like nah homie ma's got pizza bagels in the freez. And freestyles constantly but you can't understand not bc it's fast but because they are retarded mumbles with limited vocabulary. Nah mean

Joey walked up in the worst brokedick Ghetto fashions imagineble.

Credit. Justin P.

by Thepsychone October 31, 2022

Chris Broderick

Guitar player for Jag Panzer, Megadeth, and touring guitarist for Nevermore

Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.

Best Guitarist ever...hands down

Last night I was listing to Jag Panzers "Thane to The Throne" and I heard Chris Brodericks solos, and I thought to my self, he is the Sweep Master General, and the Master of Tap.

I'd kill to play like him

by Panzerfan April 7, 2009

Brokeback Moment

Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.

Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"

by Christophe Graham April 22, 2006

Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.

My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.

by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010

Broderick-Flail

A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.

The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.

by Guatemalan Chocolate May 3, 2010