Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)

Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*

by Becky Hendrickson May 22, 2008

Braffery

(noun), overly-quirky indie film cliches often featuring white people, outlandish character traits, and the band Coldplay.

"I would have enjoyed that film a lot more if not for all the braffery."

by PFunkJunk March 1, 2010

broffence

When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.

Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death

by Rowdy_Roddy360 July 11, 2009

Broffirmative Action

When your company decides to stop hiring minorities and hires a white, male, "bro" for a change.

Co-worker 1: Hey, did you hear they actually hired William?
Co-worker 2: Really? I thought we only hired Asian women?
Co-worker 1: Yeah, man. Broffirmative Action hard at work.

by UrbDickler May 11, 2011

broffeur

A person who you go out drinking with just because he has a vehicle.

"Yeah he's annoying, but if we invite him out we won't have to take a cab home. He's our broffeur."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

broffended

When someone says something about one of your friends that you find offensive.

Your Girlfriend: Hey, your friend Chad is a douche.

You: He is not a douche. I'm broffended by your comment.

by joeljeezy January 8, 2014

broffession

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007