brofarm

1. A farm for bros.
2. When someone tells an extremely boring story, all the bros necessary for all the "cool story bros" can be kept in a brofarm

"blah blah blah"

"brofarm!"

by gerbilownage March 2, 2010

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brofrunsin

Someone who is not related to you, but who you think of as a mixture of a brother, a friend, an uncle, or a cousin. This term is more commonly used as the shortened version: "Bro". The female version is Sisfrausin, a mixture of a sister, a friend, an aunt, and a cousin.

I'm going to go bowling with my Brofrunsin! My bro is the greatest. All the best bros are homeschooled.

by Dr. Sisbro June 29, 2016

Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.

My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.

by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010

Broder Daniel

Broder Daniel were a swedish rock/pop band. They have a whole lot of fans in Sweden, and they've sort of built a culture there. They split up in 2008, mostly because the guitarist, Anders Göthberg, killed himself in march 2008. Broder Daniel's last concert was 8/8-08 at the swedish festival Way Out West. Recently (in july 2009) a documentary about Broder Daniel and their last concert came out, and it's called "Broder Daniel Forever". The singer in Broder Daniel's name is Henrik Berggren.

Famous songs:
Shoreline, When We Were Winning, Whirlwind, I'll be gone, Underground, No Time For Us.

Dude1: I listened to Broder Daniel last night.
Dude2: Me too, I love them and always will.

by Mymymy August 21, 2009

Brofecta

Having sex with all three brothers in the same family.

After nailing two brothers at the same time in a bronage a trois, Jenny later decided to bang the third to complete the brofecta.

by Flimsygirl April 26, 2017

broderism

The worship of bipartisanship for its own sake, combined with a fake "pox on both their houses" attitude. The main goal is the establishment of a permanent ruling class of Washington insiders, our betters who know better. It is their rough agenda which is sold as "centrism" even when it has no actual relationship with the political center in a meaningful way. The establishment of an aristocratic class in America.

The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.

Mark Foley had a bad relationship with pages; Sen. Vitter has visited Prositutes in New Orleans and Washington; Sen Craig tried to proposition an undercover officer; Newt Gingrich had multiple afairs; Duke Cunningham was bribed with Prostitutes; but William Jefferson had money in his fridge so both sides are clearly evil.

Wow, that's quite a Broderism.

by Brother Maynard October 8, 2007