Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

brödinger

Someone who could either be a bro or chick, but you don't know till you sleep with them

Justin Beiber.... oh wait, its a chick.

Dude #1: Yo look at that weird ass chick doing the keg stand
Dude #2: Nah man, that's no chick!
Dude #1: Oh shit! Its a brödinger... I hope there's a live pussy in the box.

by BohredAsHell April 26, 2011

brodangle

the handkercheif used in the act of snowboarding and in ski shops to add further identification to this person.

nice brodangle you got there hangin' from your drawers.

by Usha Grenade March 7, 2007

Brodingus

bro, dude, man, broski — sometimes used informally as a term of address <hey, brodingus, how was last night's cunnilingus? >
— broding-ish adjective
— broding·ish·ly adverb

"Brodingus, pull up your pants I can see your dingus!"

"Bonjour brodingus, comment ca va?"
"Hola brodingus, que pasa?"
"Brodingus und ich hatten ein tolles Wochenende von Schnurrbart kitzelt"

by floryden April 18, 2012

Broding

The act of throwing a heavyweight mattress (defining heavyweight as common spring mattresses usually 4-7kg in weight) at another being.
Usually reserved for usage specifically between males, propelling a mattress at a female is commonly frowned upon.

A friend may throw a mattress at another friend, therefor the act of 'Broding'.
or If one has performed the act in the past the word 'Brodied' is used.

by LewieRain July 24, 2011

Broding

The act of falling asleep whilst undertaking strenuous or dangerous activities.

One may fall asleep or into an unconscious state whilst lifting a heavy object, then dropping that object causing damage around them. This would be an example of Broding.

by LewieR July 28, 2011

Brozungu

When a bro travels to East Africa where white people are normally addressed as "mzungu" they are known as a brozungu. They bring their culture half way across the world by wearing T-Pain shirts and spiking their hair. The first day in their new town (or habitat) their main aim is finding hot white girls or really any white girls to hit on.

Hey Brozungu, what's up?

Not much what's up with you brah?

by Bronzungu H8r June 17, 2010