Brocation

When the bros get together and get blackout drunk and do hoodrat shit.

Hey boss im goin on brocation tonight not gonna make it in tomorrow.

by Pinchiegringo July 4, 2017

Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

brosion

Brosion (bro-shun) Not to be confused with bromance. Brosion is a bonding activity among friends, primarily guys, generally associated with alcoholic beverages, bars or sporting activities, and not attributed to any particular event or celebration.

Looking forward to some solid brosion tonight at the pub.

by wingman1 March 23, 2009

bromission

When you (male) ask your guy friend for permission to hook up with, bang, or date your friend's ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, girlfriend, wife, or pretty much any girl your friend has been with.

"Damn, Joe's ex-wife is all up on my junk."

"Dude, you'd better call Joe and get bromission before you hit that."

by Camp Custy March 17, 2009

bropinion

An opinion shared between two 'bros'
Friendly advice that could only be dished out by another bro

In Mike's bropinion, Nate should have dumped that bitch before she got pregnant

by Scott Gog July 11, 2007

bromission

A conjunction of 'bro' and 'mission,' usually in reference to a mission of bros (e.g., a road trip).

Subtext is similar to the portmanteau 'bromance.'

"Hey Hermano, let's go on a bromission to Redmond."

"Roger that. I'll pick you up in 5, Hermano out."

by phooji May 18, 2010

brovasion

An invasion of bros.

There were so many bros on the river yesterday, it was a total brovasion.

by KL83 July 20, 2014