just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded

a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.

Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.

by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021

broccoli head

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine

“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”

by iyatowa April 3, 2019

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

Broccoli Crew

The Broccoli Crew (BrC), is a clan on PlayStation Network that is famous for playing the game Fat Princess. Two tournaments were held in 2009 and 2010 to determine which clan was the "Champion". BrC won both Battle of The Clans tournaments.

"You guys look like Broccoli Crew running away with that princess."

by terriblemajesty December 6, 2011

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

Spicy Broccoli

1.Slang for marijuana. Most people don't know of cannabis by this name, making it great when discussing pot around non-smokers and other people that could be offended by drug use.

2.Used by many Oregon natives as the word of choice for weed. If questioned about this word, you can just say you are sharing a recipe for some culinary delight.

3.Soon to be one of the most used word on the for marijuana on the street.

"Yo Joe, you want to go grab a bowl of Spicy Broccoli?"
"Sure man! That dank we smoked last time was the bomb!"

Sitting at home with your parents in the room, older brother walks in,

Brother: "hey man, you "eat" up all my Spicy Broccoli???
You:"No bro, but we can go to the store and get more later!"
Mom: "What is Spicy Broccoli?"
You: "Its only the best way to make broccoli! The store down the street might have some"
Mom: "oh, I'll have to try that!"
You: "Nah, I don't think you'll like it ma...."

by yhectank January 20, 2011