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Brocademy

A place where bro's learn to increase their brocabulary and how to reduce the deadly brocade. It was established by Broseph the creator of the bro code. Bro's teach other bro's when it is not ok to be a brocahontas, NEVER. Here you will meet many brocals who live in brocasas and spend all their moneys on brocolli. You will make many brohams and many Bro Hoes.
"You need to go to the brocademy to increase your brocabulary bro."
by Rill Broham December 6, 2011
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Brobably

Broseph: Hey, are you going to bang Sally tonight while listening to Jack Johnson?
Brohan: I don't know. Brobably.
by Geetheperson June 17, 2012
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brocabulary

part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.
An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.

Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.

Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."

Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."

Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"

The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."

Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."
by E Cajones (_i_) May 12, 2007
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Broabuser

Noun. A male who abuses his friends as a result of having a girlfriend. Usually does not follow man code (bros before hoes). Verb. See broabuse.
Jack: Michael C. told me that he was going to come over on Saturday, but he ditched me in order to hang with his girlfriend.

Jerrod: Pfff, what a broabuser.
by soccermaniac88 October 26, 2009
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brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked
dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs
by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010
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Brocation

When the bros get together and get blackout drunk and do hoodrat shit.
Hey boss im goin on brocation tonight not gonna make it in tomorrow.
by Pinchiegringo July 4, 2017
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Brocabulary

The type of language a male, generally from 16-30, would use around other male friends of similar values as opposed to when in a formal setting or around older adults.
Jon used his brocabulary when around his friends, but around his ultra-conservative parents, he refrained from cuss words and inappropriate subjects.
by coogsfortierone October 13, 2009
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