Brixton 

Someone who is being a brick or being bad at a game. Or just acting like a brick wall.

Man you're such a Brixton

Brixton by ThatOneNon-Brixton May 21, 2024

Brixton 

Brixton is term for when someone is a brick in a game or is acting like a brick wall

"You're a Brixton"

Brixton by ThatOneNon-Brixton May 21, 2024

Brixton Teabag 

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

Brixton Teabag by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

Brixton diamonds 

The thousands of tiny pieces of glass that result from a smashed phone box (or any other glass structure made of similar materials).

Did you see Nicola push Dan through that McDonalds window? I tell you, there were Brixton diamonds everywhere!

Brixton diamonds by Nicola P September 10, 2005

Brixton typewriter

A shotgun.

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.

Brixton typewriter by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009

Brixton Bluestripe

The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.

Sir Radish, QC: The fucking expert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.

Brixton Bluestripe by whiteteeth October 6, 2011

brixton twos 

when someone asks you to save them half of your cigarette, but u give them less then half of it.

girl a "twos me please babe"
girl b "yeah safe init"
girl a "oi i swear dats one brixton twos, get me"

brixton twos by lady_isa April 25, 2008