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Brittany Spears 

A walking Barbie doll, all made of plastic and head just as hollow.

She tried to copy Jessica Simpson's Newlyweds show, and just managed to prove to the world how stupid hollywood blondes are.
Brittany Spears could be the runner up for "stupidest blonde alive".

brittany spears 

Some dumb white trash bitch that can't sing and drops babies, and has a moochin homewreckin husband dat can't rap but swears he can
Sean>da baby< sittin in the high chair
Brittany spears dumb ass comes and picks him up starts walkin and BAM! drops him. she says "ummmmmm kevin, look?" he says "i dunt care Popozao"

wdf iz popozao?
brittany spears by shwstppn856 September 1, 2006

Brittany Spaniel

The best hunting dogs in the entire world!!! Can be a little annoying at times but loving all the same
Brittany Spaniels are white with bronze spots.

brittany spears 

a. a girl's vagina
b. a pantyless person
a. if your gonna open your legs wear some panties i dont need to see your Brittany Spears.
b. Girl did you see that brittany spears over there flashin her you-know-what to the world
brittany spears by A.Storr May 14, 2007

Brittany Subler 

A very uniques and understanding persons. Brittanys Subler's are very beautifuls, intelligent, and outgoings. They do their bests to make their friends and familys happys and usually succeed. They also knows how to haves a good times, often attractings the attentions of many males that may be presents. They are always eagers to learn somethings new and don'ts give up. They get very creatives with anything that is set befores them and can usually make something awsomes
Brittany Sublers are the best lovers in the worlds because they are great kissers, cuddlers, and sexers.
Ooooh hey looks a Brittany Sublers!
I wish she was my girlfriends......
Brittany Subler by Trujero March 16, 2011

brittany spears 

a pre-packaged bubblegum princess, currently pregnant with a second child. talentless, live very poor voice, digitally edited voice is actually pleasant. all of her songs are written badly(music and lyrics).
- wow, brittany spears sure let herself go. her sexiness sure died fast. madonna is still hot. compare and contrast.

- TINA FEY (back when brittany was hot) "Britney's ass looks good. Look at that ass. That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years that whole area is gonna blow, so enjoy it now. Have it photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and liniments. You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether or not those are breast implants are not.. Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt completely real."
brittany spears by iznek June 17, 2006