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british person

a black guy who likes sucking my friends antons cock
Jonathan: let me suck you

Anton: yes im british person
by bögnegro12 December 12, 2022
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British person day

On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.
"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"
by Girleeeee October 27, 2022
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British Person Paradox

A unique and highly repeatable psychological loop suffered exclusively by Bri’ish_Person, in which exposure to even minimal authority triggers a mental collapse from a functional individual into a paranoid, control-seeking ego case who believes the entire server is centered around him. The condition follows a consistent progression initial humility, growing entitlement, compulsive control, rising paranoia, and finally full power-poisoning before inevitably ending in dishonorable discharge.

Despite multiple prior episodes, the subject displays zero long-term learning and will re-enter the same cycle whenever authority is reintroduced, making BPP effectively incurable.
I think he's suffering from the British Person Paradox
by qwaned February 7, 2026
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