Bridesmaid's Beer

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).

Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!

by thedondondreamer December 17, 2010

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Bridesmaid Sandwich

The ultimate present for a newlywed husband

Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night

by cartguy March 2, 2011

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Bridesmaid Goggles

Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.

Similar to the beer goggles phenom.

See: How I Met Your Mother

I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.

by Missablairica January 7, 2012

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bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

by k_m00se October 26, 2015

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