brainstorming

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.

Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes

Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.

by safety inspector December 20, 2008

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Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.

Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.

by Candi Carats July 5, 2022

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Brawnstorming

When two or more men get together and figure shit out. Women not required or desired.

Mike: Hey Steve! Did you figure out that problem with your car?

Steve: No. I was going to call you and Matt to come over for a brawnstorming session to get this thing fixed.

by Steve Fraser January 22, 2009

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