The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...
by Flagguy April 14, 2013
Get the Brentonismmug. A cute, gassy man. attracts many girls. known for his sense of humor and charm. Intelligent but sometimes doesn't use it. Normally very horny but will wait patiently if he loves you. Can eat you out of house and home if you let him.
by Plussizelizzy May 6, 2010
Get the brentonmug. The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018
Get the The Brentonmug. Weedy to look at but packs a punch. generally drives a brent mobil. fuck with him and he will freeze you up and down like an icicle. dont be fooled, easily gains trust and adoration of ladies and men alike. also known as the white devil in slavic countries. listens to dallas green. passes time by killing cats.
by rebeleight88 June 17, 2010
Get the Brentonatormug. by irrelevantx2 August 27, 2019
Get the brentonmug. Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008
Get the Church of the Brentonmug. Brenton thwaites is a hot actor most known for his roles as sexy dick grayson in titans, he is sadly married and has two kids.
by Greymar November 28, 2020
Get the Brenton thwaitesmug.